Cumdishes

Cumdishes, noun: Cumdishes are the location found on extremely thin people where the collarbone is normally filled with muscle and or fat. When one is having sex with an anorexic and a man ejaculates inside this area it then becomes a cumdish.

"Oh I was having great sex last night until Johnny filled my cumdish."

"I wish I had cumdishes, but I'd need to lose a lot of weight."

by Von1945 March 20, 2009

Cummism

Cummism is a political ideology, Social Structure, and Lifestyle that heavily emphasizes the use, pleasure, and freedom of Cum and Cum related activities/thoughts.

"Good day DaddyMarx, have you been spreading Cumminist theory?"
or
"I'm so excited! The third party candidate this year is a member of the Cumminist party!"
or
"Feels great to live a life of Cummism"

by SoSoot September 1, 2020

Corrupt Commish

This sums up any corrupt fantasy football commissioner. They are typically few and far between but when you have one, you'll know. They usually always win and have suspect trades go through every season.

"man K-dub is such a corrupt commish, I don't even want to try anymore".

"Yeah man, probably the most corrupt commish I know is K-dub".

by Taco714 October 21, 2019

cummiskey

Girl who cock blocks you at the gym

Ben: Why did you cummiskey me today at the gym in front of that girl.

Jenny: What, No I didnt!

by benjgelvin April 30, 2011

cummist

a person that worships cum

guy 1 : "Yo bro i'm a cummist"
guy 2 : "You're fucking disgusting"

by hugh_g.rection January 30, 2022

commishoner

To denote a man with extreme sexual prowess in charge of a 12 man fantasy baseball league consisting of 11 hetero's and one cock-craving homosexual (Jon McCocksucker).

Schlick is the most well know commishoner in the Bristol County Area.

by Schlicka May 15, 2010

Cummission

Cummission. Masturbating on company time.

'I had a lovely time and the best thing was I was on Cummission' See also Wanking from home

by Zinadean November 20, 2020