1. Wondering should you ejaculate (cum) in this female you just met and what would this action bring as consequences and are you going to take the risk
2. Also, wondering did you ejaculate(cum) in this woman that you woke up next to, After completely blacking out last night.
2. Also, wondering did you ejaculate(cum) in this woman that you woke up next to, After completely blacking out last night.
Bobby: Dang, Jim there was a ugly woman in my bed... Right now i'm pretty cumfused.
Jim: I'm not. There should be no cumfusion i heard your orgasm from across the hall last night... 6 hours i can't forget.
Jim: I'm not. There should be no cumfusion i heard your orgasm from across the hall last night... 6 hours i can't forget.
by Its Billy BOB Joe August 07, 2014
When a gentleman is not sure if he likes a man's cum or a woman's cum.
A person can also be cumfusing if they act strange in that, they claim they are straight but act in certain homosexual manners, Eg) weak wrists, girlish stance, and slight/ strong lisp.
A person can also be cumfusing if they act strange in that, they claim they are straight but act in certain homosexual manners, Eg) weak wrists, girlish stance, and slight/ strong lisp.
As I left the co-ed orgy, I found myself wondering which sex, male or female, I liked better during the festivities of orgy. I must be cumfused.
by BoogiedownBLLLAkke April 14, 2010
Cumfusion is an Anatomical Phenomenon that Occurs when Non-Ejaculated Semen Oozes from a Once-Erect Penis & Cures into an Adhesive, thus Bonding or “Fusing” One’s Member to their Inner Thigh, Stomach or Any Other Body Part within a Cock Radius. Cumfusion often Occurs after One Blows a Load & Remains Stationary; in Most Cases the Future Cumfused is Napping, Sleeping it Off or Awaiting Sandwich Preparation or Completion by the Generous Creature that Aided in the Ejaculatory Process, either by: an Ole Fashioned (HJ), Oral Stimulation (BJ), Sex within Various Orifices, etc. Hot Showers Can Quickly Aid the De-Bonding Process & Allow One to Wash the Stanky Off their Hang-Down.
I Hit It, Passed Out, then Woke Up with Major Cumfusion, so I Awkwardly Hobbled to the Shower & Put that Bitch on High Heat...Problem Solved.
by Corp. Clegg May 29, 2021
by Bdd7509 March 23, 2022
Jenna: "So...how'd last night go?!..."
Christie: "It was good...really good, I think I blacked out...?"
Jenna: "You think, what do you mean you weren't even drinking?"
Christie: "Well...I came so hard I forgot where I was or what I was doing, I was so cumfused..."
Jenna: "Whoa...that's cool..."
Christie: "It was cool...it was really cool."
Christie: "It was good...really good, I think I blacked out...?"
Jenna: "You think, what do you mean you weren't even drinking?"
Christie: "Well...I came so hard I forgot where I was or what I was doing, I was so cumfused..."
Jenna: "Whoa...that's cool..."
Christie: "It was cool...it was really cool."
by rat_prince August 25, 2014
by NinjaHammer July 09, 2022
by Cumfusion May 20, 2021