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Curbstore

A curb store refers to any and all convenient stores where you can purchase a variety of alcohol/nicotine products, junkfood, misc femine products, and old condiment/food items that may be needed in emergency situations when a walmart run is not warrented. Gas may be sold at these locations but it is not a requirement of the curbstore. There may possibly be loiterers that consider this their main "hangout". A working payphone may or may not be available for use. The restrooms will need a key and if a key is not needed, you can be sure that antibacterial will be. Doughnuts are a possibility but freshness can not be guarenteed. Look for the toothless/grilled attendant to answer any questions you may have while patronizing the curbstore. Although expect nothing more than a grunt or incomplete/ incoherrent response. He may be able to give the key you the restroom but as the sign under the cash register indicates he is unlikely to be able to open the store safe. The curbstore is a southern staple and people of all races and classes find the curbstore to be a necessity.
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by Zoeybug July 25, 2010
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cumbustability

The ability for me to cum on your mother's bust.
Dude, my cumbustability was at an alltime high yesterday.
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Spontaneous Cumbustion

The act of instant male orgasm upon seeing something insanely hott.
When Lauren and Silvia took their clothes off, Patrick experienced spontaneous cumbustion.
by Sivv Vicious March 23, 2008
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Spontaneous Cumbustion

Jill was pissed Randy was premature last night. Jill said he suffers from Spontaneous Cumbustion.
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Cumbust

To have performed sexually at such a profound level that the utilised orifice has caught fire due to friction.

This could be down to a number of factors:
1. Overly fricative appendage surfaces, e.g. a scaley penis
2. Use of a lube with an insufficient smoke point for the activity, e.g. high-velocity anal sex lubricated with Butter (176°C) rather than Ghee (250°C) that meets an emulsifier, e.g. 'Baby Gravy', thus overcoming a natural fire retardant, e.g. 'Fannybatter'

Example 1 is pure friction but usually occurs before Cum enters the picture so is not relevant to this analysis
Example 2 is the true Cumbust in that it is down to the complex chemical interations of these substances when extreme kinetic energy is applied to them
Bob - Jesus, did you see what happened when Bill banged Brenda's Bum hole?

Babs - Nope, wtf?
Bob - She Cumbusted, flew into low earth orbit, left a trail of winnets in the night sky that looked like a meteor shower
Babs - Shit, talk about blasted into maternity by a guided muscle....
by Sick Man Fraud December 16, 2022
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Spontaneous Cumbustion

The act of two males performing a donkey punch and white dragon in unison on a female during an mmf.
"We gave Dorothy a spontaneous cumbustion last night. Her head exploded and a geyser of blood and cum splattered the walls."
by Gide October 2, 2006
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cumbuster

1. Term referring to a male who busts cum, i.e. likes to suck dix
2. Gay person
3. Often used as a general insult.
1. Dude, Steven likes to pants people. What a cumbuster.
2. See that guy in the plaid jacket? He's a cumbuster.
3. DON'T TK ME YOU FUCKING CUMBUSTER.
by Grif April 9, 2004
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