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cumbubble

a cumbubble of hot steamy jizz
"hey hun, do you chew gum?"
"yeah"
"are you uhh, good at blowing bubbles?"
"sure"
"baby, uhhh, do you want to blow cumbubbles with my sperm?"
by Fuckin' Artie May 20, 2008
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cumbubble

An insult, used to describe somebody who's about as pleasant to hang around with as a bubble of spent cum.
Who the fuck invited this cumbubble to the party?
by Spike September 17, 2004
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Cumburglar

An ugly girl who fucks a guy while he's sleeping because there is no other way she can get a bit of cock. She literally steals cum.
Anne-Marie is a Cumburglar. what a dirty bitch.
by thewellisfun December 24, 2009
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cumdangle

1. A bit of cum hanging out of a person's mouth after oral sex.

2. Another substance that looks like cum hanging out of a persons mouth.
1. That was amazing! Oh you've got a cumdangle! Let me get that for ya! *wipe wipe*

2. HAHA Jeff! There's a whip-cream cumdangle on your lips!!
by HowdyX3 July 22, 2009
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Cumbubble Pizza Rager

A party where you and your bros blow cumbubbles out each others asses and eat fresh smegma topping pizza while circle jerking in a game of twister.
Dude that cumbubble pizza rager at chad's was off the hook.
by Skater550 March 31, 2017
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CumbubbleandSnot

A mixture of Cum and Snot, usualy contained within an absorbent material such as a Kleenex, produced by a man ejaculating into the same absorbent material as he recently blew his nose into while enduring a heavy cold. The mixing of Cum and Snot can, in certain hot humid conditions, release a harmless gas and so produce a cumbubble
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhtissue went John into his Kleenex seconds before he ejaculated into the very same tissue and soon the hoped for cumbubble appeared, oh goodness she cried thats the first cumbubbleandsnot I have seen
by Stan Freeman October 11, 2006
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cumbubble

A bubble blown using me-your-mum-and-her-anus quality cum, generally found to be sticky and chewy and a gum-like texture
After delivering a shamefully shitty blow job, the cheerleader began to blow a bubble with the sticky, chewy, gum-like cum that was left in her mouth. This pitiful attempt at entertainment actually turned on the jock and he spurted more in her mouth so she could do it again, since she swallowed the lot before....25 years to digest whore!
by Mizzle October 11, 2004
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