Jordan Cuevas

The best boyfriend in the wholeeeeeeeeee wide world!!! i love him!

you see that jordan cuevas? yea he's mine!

by duckie <3 June 18, 2010

Jose Cuervo's Theory of Relativity

Two events, simultaneous for one observer, may not be simultaneous for another observer if the observers are completely shitfaced.

Guy 1: "Fuck, man; I swear that night went down so differently in my head."
Guy 2: "Yeah, you were pretty much just dancing around while throwing up all over those girls and talking about how awesome you felt."
Guy 1: "Jose Cuervo's Theory of Relativity is a bitch."

Also see: Beer Goggles

by -Shitfaced- May 12, 2010

curvacious

having sexy curves

that girl skye is seriously curvacious

by bigbrwn March 3, 2009

curvaceous

a valuptuous and sexy hot body

Damn shawdy, u got one curvaceous ass. I mean u got curves like "Whoa"

by DaNumbaOneStunnaFotyFo March 21, 2003

curvaceous

having a well formed female figure

That girl is so curvaceous and stacked.

by The Return of Light Joker January 28, 2008

Cervantes

This given name denotes an intelligent, opinionated person who poses superior wit and charm. This person can be considered larger than life due to their grandiose dreams, actions and lifestyle. Also, poses a joie de vivre that makes this person adventurous, fun and overall and incredible person. If you are lucky enough to encounter one with the surname Julian consider yourself incredibly lucky

Did you meet that guy Cervantes, he has to be the most interesting man in the world.

by contrarebel June 1, 2011

Curvalumptious

When a girl is damn fine with a curvy body.

"Oooooh shit. That girl is curvalumptious!"

by boom boom chap January 23, 2009