cuban ipad

term used in 2015 to tell someone that their roblox exploits are trash

Cuban Ipad Exploits

by P0larr November 25, 2020

Sea-sick Cuban

Taking the tobacco out of a cuban cigar and replacing it with marijuana.

You can smoke a philly if you want but I prefer a sea-sick Cuban.

by Charlie T. August 28, 2009

Cubix Rube

cubeland
loves to be a cube
is very cubey

person 1: can i solve your cubix rube?
person 2: the fuck?

by BluBluUwU February 16, 2019

czubin

A bloke who does what he wants and looks cool doing it.

The c is silent

That guy is such a czubin, what a legend

zubin zoobin

by bobsmotors November 9, 2013

Cubon

The measurement of a forehead. 1 1/2 = one cubon

Damn! That girl has 5 cubons worth of forehead!!

by Jim deer December 20, 2013

cabin stabbing

An episode of rough sex involving the use of the penis as a weapon to "stab" the female.

It elicits a reaction celled "agony" in Jamaican lingo, but is far from painful.

Similar to daggering, but without the intervention of clothes.

Happy Abbey slept snug as a bug in a rug after she had been hauled against a wall for some cabin stabbing.

"I'm tired of holding hands and watching movies", grumbled Anna. "When are you going to give me a proper cabin stabbing?".

by BioHazardX May 18, 2014

Cuban Missile Crisis

when you realize the hot Latina you're about to fuck may in fact have a dick

i had to deal with a cuban missile crisis after we left the bar and sofia got a hard on.

by Porkrhind December 21, 2016