Crystal

A real bitch, won't take no bullshit she'll just kill you and steal your goats

Run there's a Crystal behind you

by KEVINBOBDAVE April 4, 2019

crystal

meth, methamphetamine, or more specifically, crystal meth. a very "pure" form of meth, pure not meaning clean or safe, crystal meth is the farthest thing from clean and safe. Crystal is meth that can be smoked, is extremely dangerous and addictive, and is guaranteed to fuck up your life irreparably.

Stoner: "Hey man I just scored some awesome crystal, wanna buy a gram?"

Not Stoner: "Hell no! Pot is one thing..crystal is another."

by phantomrevenge December 24, 2010

Crystalling

When a girl named Crystal doesn't respond to your messages in a timely manner (sometimes years). Leaving you to drive yourself nuts second-guessing everything you just said, or realizing that you never meant that much to her to begin with.

What about your breast friend Crystal?
She's Crystalling me after I made that Dad joke/pun meme years ago.
What gives?
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

by Chr1sDalt0n October 21, 2020

Crystal

The bestest person you will every meet she's nice funny amazing and will make you laugh and feel better when your sad

My bestfriend is a crystal. Man your lucky

by Maddiegracefrontz February 1, 2021

crystal

one tough chic that will not take any bullshit, strong-willed, dedicated, humble, beautiful, crazy but in a healthy way...good crazy, optimistic, adventurous, wise beyond her years, have great instincts, and is just simply fabulous!

Damn!...Crystal has the perfect combination

Crystal is fuckin hilarious!

my future wifey

by shorty's on fire! March 15, 2010

crystallized

"Messed up" from drinking too much.

When someone is way more drunk than the crowd or group he/she is with.

They have 'crystal eyes' (...shiny/wet from inebriation) ...probably won't remember anything the next day.

When she arrived, she was an hour late and already crystallized.

by laxuo June 29, 2011

Crystal

An absolutely stunning, smart and awesome girl with a smile that can brighten up anyone's day. Can even make people who are feeling miserable laugh.

- "I was feeling down until I saw Crystal today."
- "Crystal has the best smile."

by Darkness-666 March 6, 2009