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Cryptocuck

/KRIP-toh-kuhk/
Noun

A person who blindly advocates for blockchains such as bitcoin and nfts, without knowledge of their nefarious effects on the environment and negative influence in several markets
Person 1, a cryptocuck: You should totally mine shitcoin, it's going to the moon it'll be the future.

Person 2, has an IQ above room temperature: you're just being a cryptocuck, go read a book
by Renmf July 16, 2021
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cryptopsy

Fucking good brutal death metal band from canada.
"Why the hell did lord worm leave cryptopsy?"
by psychoman364 November 26, 2003
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cryptocuck

One who spams social media with screenshots of fake cryptocurrency giveaways.
"Oh no, Alice is again posting that fake screenshot from Elon Musk about crypto giveaway. "

I know, she's such a cryptocuck.
by urbanronin September 12, 2020
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cryptomasun

everyone’s favourite tiktoker for crypto content.

you may know him as his real name, Mason Versluis, or his tiktok: cryptomasun.
person 1: woah. this guy has some great crypto content.
person 2: you must be watching cryptomasun!
by thesimpofallsimps March 12, 2022
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cryptopsy

Death metal band from the Montreal area, this group first appeared in 1992, when it was called Necrosis; in the same year it was reincarnated under the name of Cryptopsy.
"That Cryptopsy show kiscked ass!"
by Godemp October 28, 2003
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Cryptopsy

A brutal Death Metal band, with possibly the fastest, most talented drummer in the world. They originate from Montreal, Quebec, in my homeland of Canada. :)

The band has some fairly simplistic, but mostly ass-kicking riffs. The guitars sound good too. The drummer, Flo Mounier, is fucking incredible. The vocals are mostly unintelligible Death-Grunts, not that that's a bad thing.

All in all, the band is very good, they're know for their brutality and their amazing drummer. Hard to believe there are good Death Metal bands coming from Canada, much less the French part. The world thought all Death Metal came from Sweden and the USA. What a good 'ol fashioned kick in the ass.
"Cryptopsy has an amazing drummer."

Or:

"Holy shit! Cryptopsy is playing a show in Quebec!"

Or:

"Cryptopsy has some fucking sick Death Grunts."
by Metal-Head May 5, 2005
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cryptopsy

"cryptopsy are fucking good"
by kelwen October 22, 2003
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