Croswell and there people

A different kinda breed, a wallmart version of Florida conveniently packaged for your displeasure very neatly into one tiny town.
A hilariously Devine mixture of podunk rednecks Prepubescent pot heads , meth head zombies and moderately decrepit old woman who forget to take care of there cat, contributing to a growing ferril cat problem.

Croswell and there people what an adventure! Do not recommend!!!

by Croswell December 17, 2022

Croswell

A small town in the thumb of Michigan that smells like shit due to a pickle and sugar beet factory pumping horrible smelling pollution into the air. Croswell hot spots are the Mc Donald’s and the "Famous" swinging bridge. The area is completely populated with redneck low lives, illegal immigrants, and under achievers who will never more than likely travel more than twenty miles away. Croswell is the alleged home of the giant Meneghin.

"Lets go walk across a shitty ass bridge and breath the fowlest air ever, and learn spanish durning our next vaction in Croswell

by old man withers August 20, 2006

Croswell

Shit hole town in the sticks of Michigan with a population nearing 2000. Very well known for potheads, drunks, alcoholics, drugs, and teen pregnancy. Becoming locked into the mysterious ways of the towns functioning, one will find it near impossible to escape it's grasp on your social life.

I went to Croswell last weekend to smoke lots of grass and get wasted.

by minminns August 18, 2006

crystelle

Crystelle Wehbe is just one ordinary person trying to find love. He personality is open ended and is one way to make others laugh. Crystelle is often afraid of birds. Especially when she walks outside to do laundry and sees a couple of birds.

She is such a Crystelle Wehbe

by Iamjoseph April 27, 2017

Crisshelle

1. A hyper, high maintenance chick. She refuses to accept that she is high maintenance. She is extremely pretty, friendly, and kind. She has trouble holding still and has the attention span of a mosquito, and can sometimes be as annoying as one too. Despite of some of the negatives, she makes an awesome girlfriend, and everyone should date a Crisshelle. She also has a knack for speeding, getting pulled over, and not getting speeding tickets. Could due to next definition.

2. Also used as a word to describe a girl with huge breasts.

1. Crisshelle wouldn't you please hold still.

I wish I was as lucky as Jay, he's dating Crisshelle.

2. Holy crap, thats one hot Crisshelle over there.

Lets go to the strip club and look at some Crisshelles.

by superflyguy282010 February 8, 2010

Croswell

A little town in the middle of nowhere full of hicks and Mexicans. There are your occasional Arabs and towelheads.

Some great sights are the "famous" Swinging Bridge.

If you're looking for a great restaurant I would advise going elsewhere, or else the local McDonalds is open!

Looking for a place to shop? What a joke.

The best part of Croswell is probably the beach, a whole town over.

Everyone knows everyone's business, who got knocked up, who went to jail, who the baby daddy is, who got suspended for bringing drugs to school, the works.

If you were planning on moving to Croswell, has this changed your mind at all?

Girl: HEY! Did you hear about Alyssa?
Boy: Yea, Jake knocked her up at that party last week!
Girl: Honestly, it's Croswell, who doesn't know?

by Amber thee Cheerleader December 9, 2008

Dirty Crystelle

when a girl uses a ball of any type to shove up her ass and shit it out in her partners mouth

The Dirty Crystelle is a move that really gets me turned on!

by xxpeachesxx April 16, 2020