Crushboy

Typically known as a troll, someone who is so incredibly in awe with something they have to act as if they hate it. They come on message boards and troll, but in their hearts they would come running in a second.

"This totally sucks, u losers, it's stoopid." said the Crushboy on the message board. We all know he liked it.

by toee May 11, 2006

crustybutt

What you experience when, while taking a poop on the toilet and decide to waste some time on your smartphone, you suddenly realize you've been done pooping for quite some time and have just been sitting there.

That article was so good I got crustybutt.

by Esso Edren October 8, 2018

crustyoongie

A segsy famous kpop tik toker

"Hey did you see what crustyoongie uploaded? Its so segsy"

by .feljx December 20, 2020

crustywon

A chubby man that indulged in one too many Chinese buffets.

Whoa! That crustywon needs to lay off the general chicken.

by Poster geek November 22, 2022

crustydog

A crusty dog is when you fuck a girl who just got done with her period and bloody flakes of goo get stuck on your penis.

Crustydog: a penis covered in dry period blood

Man I fucked Amber last night and that bitch gave me a crusty dog.

by AssLicker449 June 18, 2019

crustyyy boii

THE ONE THAT'S LOOKING AT THIS. I'M TALKING ABOUT YOU ARMIN. YOU KNOW YOU A CRUSTYYY BOII. DON'T DENY IT.

ARMIN is a crustyyy boii.

by you already know who i am boi November 22, 2019

crustybum

Crusty•bum
A word used to define and or describe when someone's bum is looking crusty.

Person 1: woah, that's definitely one crustybum you have there.
Person 2:STAWWWP🥺🥺

by Pepepeooo February 18, 2022