Crustache

A term invented by Bobby Veto to describe the dried remnants left in a mustache after you've performed oral sex on a woman. A crusty mustache.

I had to put Saran wrap on my upper-lip before I took a shower so it wouldn't ruin my crustache.

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See also: six-stringer (which is also related to comb overs)

those inbred white trash kids who were harassing that fey guy were both sporting crustaches - go figure

crustache by Stan the Man December 12, 2004

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The hair growing on the face of a woman that stands out, giving her a manly appearance.

That bitch needs to shave, she's got a crustache.

crustache by peckahead October 19, 2003

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When guys get food stuck in their mustache and leave it there

"eww, go clean your crustache"

crustache by Trix... November 5, 2006

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with handle bar mustache

that crusty guy with the mustache is known as crustache

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The act of giving sweet tender pleasure to a woman and she cums onto your mustache and you slurp it down like big Tony’s spaghetti

Last night I was hungry and fat Susan gave me a Italian crustache

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A crustable means you look or feel like your "ratchet" or a "Bum" or just non presentable.

Man I didn't even have time to put on some nice clothes this morning now I look like a crustable.

Crustable by RiriTea February 19, 2018

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