Cuntroller

A remote that controls a bitch when she's being an absolute cunt. Comes in black, white, and yellow.

A: Holy shit Jenny shut the fuck up!
B: Dude, hit her with that cuntroller.

by BigBean January 15, 2015

crunkolina

slang describing minute maid's cherry limeade beverage; originated in northern virginia in the summer of 2005; derived from "crunk juice" (of Lil' Jon fame) and "gasolina" (of Daddy Yankee fame)

(friends at a late-night supermarket)...
Matthew (pointing to cherry limeade): Check it out... Crunkolina: 2 for 3 bucks.
John: Sweet. Dame mas crunkolina.

by Lil John K. September 14, 2008

Cuntrolling

When a female that has authority over you is a total bitch, and is controlling.

Mom: Hey, go buy me some tampons.
Son: No, I have a football game.
Mom: Do it, I made you. Do what I say.
Son: Okay.
Friend: Why didn't you make the game? You're mom is such a cuntrolling bitch.

by ShoKill April 15, 2009

crunkopoly

A variation of Monopoly rules in which the object is for all players to become drunk and naked. Landing on railroads, in jail, or passing go requires a player to take a shot. If a player lands on another's unimproved property, they roll a die and remove an article of clothing if they land a one. The numbers on the dice requiring stripping increase with each house or hotel; one house means a one or a two will cause stripping, two houses means a one, two or three, and so on. If someone lands on free parking, they can either put on an article of clothing or force all other players to remove one. All other rules of Monopoly apply. Everybody wins.

Holy crap, Paul's covering his penis with a one dollar bill!

Whatever! It's Crunkopoly!

by Papa Crunk September 7, 2005

crunktown

charlotte, north carolina, as it is referred to by local hip-hop disc jockies.

"yo yo yo is crunktown in the house?"

by ihatejesus July 13, 2006

cuntroll

The act of controlling your ho.

Guy: And she took me shopping all day even though we'd gotten her sister an engagement present already.

Cooler Guy: Dude, don't take that shit, use that cuntroll.

by bamofo69 August 4, 2010

crunkatron

1. sits on habbo hotel all day spamming so he can l00k soopa cool, has maybe two friends irl, thinks w@@ is his friend when he rly juz feels sorri 4 him, duznt even kno da definition of "crunk"

person 1- hay did u c that thread by crunkatron???
person 2- ya he spams so much 2 get his post count up i wonder y????????/
person 1- cos he has nothin btr 2 do w/ his time LOL! duh!!!!!!!!!!!!
person 2- LOL obv!!!!!! loser :D

by QQIRL June 9, 2009