Crummed

Receiving a large assignment from a colleague after 12:00pm on a Friday that ruins your weekend.

Allan was scheduled to meet some chicks at the local speak easy after work but he got crummed by that bitch in the corner office.

by Mike Honcho's Dad July 29, 2013

Crum

When you cum and shit crowns your asshole at the same time.

"Man, I wanna finish jacking off but I gotta shit. Oh god, I just crummed.

by Damn, that Dakota killed shrek November 6, 2018

Crummed

When someone steals loyalty points from you.

I paid for everyone's breakfast and he crummed my loyalty points off me!

by Jupback July 8, 2020

Crum

The act of cumming and crying at the same time.

Past tense of crum is crame.

Allen and Jeremy were crumming when they penetrated Brandin in the back of a work truck in the alley behind a dominos.

I found myself crumming at my grandma's funeral when I crame in my grandpa.

by Slayerized666 January 21, 2019

Crum

Someone who is so useless that they can be compared to a crum of bread. A crum is someone who resides in their house all the time and refuses to participate in any galas or events.

Mike "Hey Dom lets go get that chick to come over tonight to my crib"

Dom "Not even worth it bro, that girl is a crum, she ain't leavin her house for a million dollars"

by thekooker December 6, 2010

Crumming

When you cum and a part of your body cramps simultaneously causing a painful orgasm

I was about to cum but then my hip cramped up, next thing I know I'm crumming all over her

by chickenhead80 December 19, 2014

Crum

A noun for crusted cum on skin.
Referred to male and/or female cum left on the skin as it crusts.
As the cum dries it leaves little crumbs referred to as crum.

Renato came on my face last night. I totally forgot about it and it turned into crum. I still ate it.

by Furrtar August 18, 2017