Mrs. Crumplebottom

Someone who is opposed to PDA, nudity and the like, as well as having many old-fashioned ideas and views and dressing up in Victorian style clothes.
Named after a character in The Sims franchise with the same mannerisms.

Mrs. Crumplebottom totally interrupted our date and hit me with her purse!

by Ainrana December 19, 2011

Crumplebutt

A lazy Slackamoose; also an amazing alcoholic beverage.

Mix Pineapple juice, White Cranberry/Strawberry juice, 151 rum, Lemon lime soda, Blue Caracao liquer and everclear.

Dude, she's so lazy...

Yeah, what a crumplebutt

-or-

Man, did you taste that drink?

Yeah, man, that Crumplebutt knocked me on my ass!

by JamesMongold January 16, 2011

crumblebum

someone who leaves crumbs of food in the space where he was eating

my four year old child is a crumblebum

by gpajoe December 15, 2011

crumblecunt

A word for someone so inept and stupid, they can barely function in society. Also a dysphemism for a fluffy vagina.

You stupid crumblecunt don't press the red button!!!!

Her vagina is so fluffy it literally is a crumblecunt.

by TheToxicChad July 9, 2018