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Crum

Your Penis.. A quote from Borat film "Please,Touch my crum"
Borat "Touch my crum..Please, I'll touch your's"
by benuk November 8, 2006
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Crum

Someone who is such a lowly human being they do not deserve your time of day.
Jim - "Hey mate, can I borrow $5 for another rum and coke?"

Peter - "Fuck off crum"
by Manets January 24, 2009
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Crum

When you cringe and cum at the same time.
Man, that midget porn really made me crum!
by Crummaster69 May 29, 2019
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Crum

Crum is the alcohol mixture of cream soda^ and rum*. One shot of rum mixed with a bottle of cream soda will make the rum almost tasteless. Typically a 1/3 glass of rum and the rest cream soda will make for an enjoyable harder mixture know as a Pro-V mixture. Ice is not necessarily needed but is preferred.

* Clear brands of Rum are typically used (BACARDI®)
^ IBC® cream soda is the preferred brand.
I needed a quick drunkenness, after mixing a Crum on the rocks my problems melted away.
by captian October 26, 2007
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Crum

When you cum and shit crowns your asshole at the same time.
"Man, I wanna finish jacking off but I gotta shit. Oh god, I just crummed.
by Damn, that Dakota killed shrek November 6, 2018
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Crummed

Receiving a large assignment from a colleague after 12:00pm on a Friday that ruins your weekend.
Allan was scheduled to meet some chicks at the local speak easy after work but he got crummed by that bitch in the corner office.
by Mike Honcho's Dad July 29, 2013
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Crummed

When someone steals loyalty points from you.
I paid for everyone's breakfast and he crummed my loyalty points off me!
by Jupback July 8, 2020
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