crud

subsitute for the word crap, or something described as crusty and nasty

"crud.. i lost my dollar"
"damn crudy earwax"

by Dawn October 7, 2002

crud

A nicer way to say not-so-nice things.
OR
Some kind of gook that appears in a strange place.

Holy Crud, he stole my cap!, Crud, my nose hurts.
OR
EW! There's some funky crud in here!

by Kerrie July 4, 2004

crud

A slang term for a common cold that makes your body hurt, joints ache, makes your head swim, and just makes you feel like utter crap.

Brenda gave me the crud. Now I'm gonna be stuck in bed for 5 days.

by OldFart1780 April 23, 2007

crud

crap used to describe performance or reaction as bad.
replacing words such as crap and shit

"oh crud, i messed it up!"
"that was crud"

by adam pooler August 2, 2007

crud

exclamation favord by Springfield's resident badboy, Nelson Muntz.

"I wish Nelson wouldn't use the word 'crud' around Bart so often."

by Marge Simpson January 17, 2007

crud

A way of badly insulting someone. This can make your scheul bullies cry.....unless they know it means poop.

Stop that, you piece of crud!
teacher arrives, horrified

me: it means poop

teacher: smiles and walks away

by SNUBBED June 23, 2019

crud

Dried semen and vaginal juices on bed clothes

He must have shagged her last night, his bedclothes are all covered in crud.

by SteveMick Pete January 17, 2007