The Crucifix

When you are fucking some chik then u stick a cross in their ass while u are fucking them!

I just Crucified my mom!

by Jesse R. and Ben May 27, 2004

the crucifix

A menthol cigarette with a joint through the middle that forms a cross.

Hey man, lets smoke the crucifix.

by kicker781 April 15, 2009

Dirty Crucifix

A sexual position in which a lucky man is engaged with four women. One woman is sitting on his face receiving oral sex, two more are being fingered with his free arms, and the last woman is giving him head, thus forming a "crucifix" like position

Did you hear about Dale? Last night he took home four hot babes, and ended up doing a Dirty Crucifix!!

by Infamous GQ February 22, 2012

Crucifixing

Cru-ci-fix-ing

Reenacting a crucifixion in weird, odd and unusual places.

A rival to "Planking"

That's not Planking" "No it's Crucifixing!

by (-RaVeN-) July 10, 2011

Geek Crucifix

Any piece of technology that is suspended from the wearer's neck by a lanyard, such as USB thumb drives, space pens or cellphones.

Special credit is given if your lanyard is branded by a cool or wondrously obscure company, site or reference.

"Jim is never without his geek crucifix, he's such a nerd."

She: "I'd so like him, but can't get past his geek crucifixes."

"I need to transfer a file, quick, give me your crucifix,"

by Ross Brunson February 17, 2009

Reverse Crucifix

A sex position where you fingerblast your girl while in a reverse crucifix. Known to be so effective that some will see the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit.

John: Bro, where's your girlfriend? I thought you were bringing her?
Wayne: Sorry man, we reverse crucifixed last night, she can't even walk now.

by Dok665 May 21, 2018

Crucifix Mafia

Street team for the promotion of the new addiction that is Mary Magdalan. Members are called j.u.n.k.i.e.s.

Mizz Maggot is a captain of the Crucifix Mafia.

by Mizz Maggot May 8, 2008