crown of shame

When a man is bald on top yet he lets his hair grow on the sides instead of just shaving the whole thing.

Mary would go out with Bob if he would just shave that crown of shame.

by KevinHandren March 15, 2015

Crown point high school

A school where teachers don’t care what you do and kids sucks each other’s thumbs in the middle of class

thumb sucking at crown point high school

by I'm fake June 3, 2018

pot crowding

When a sink encroaches over the toilet denying you from shitting.

I refuse to take a shit at John's house. His sink is a fucking jerk. What a pot crowding asshole, I had to shit on the floor instead.

by gindertopia August 25, 2012

crown and anchor

Cockney rhyming slang for "wanker".
Used as a derogatory term, or insult.

"I'm a plastic gangster, They call me a crown and anchor"

by Little Hazel January 11, 2009

i'm so crown

I have attained a level of success so high that it is parallel only to that of royalty;

Only difference being, I worked my ass off to get here!

As said in Beyonce's track Flawless/Bow Down, "I'm so crown, bow down bitches!"

by Kween Kay Thirst Kwencher January 17, 2014

crown victoria

the car u dont wanna see behind u with flashing lights :)

by busted driver August 8, 2003

Tinsel Crown

The festive present that just keeps giving....

The guy gets a blowjob from the girl, then jizzs over her head/hair... She looks up in surprise and he decorates her with Tinsel, the jizz holding everything in place.

She is the queen of Christmas with her tinsel crown

"Wow Jeanie is glowing today!"Brad
"So she should... Christmas came early, last night I gavr her a Tinsel Crown she won't forget!" Mike

by UndercoverOrca May 27, 2016