Cropping Rule

The tighter the crop, the fatter the chick.

According to the cropping rule, if you only see eyes to lips she's at least 350#.

by Pussbucket January 21, 2011

cropping

Obviously cropping someone out of a photo with a arm around you or equally important in the picture.

Bossanova: Hey that girl bianca has mad cropped pictures on face book she must be a skeeze
Johny Hammersticks: shes a cropping whore man. wats new

by Bossanova Bill November 18, 2009

dust cropping

The action of wafting the air behind ones butt after farting.

The term is taken from the movie "I Love You, Man."

"That guy just farted."
"How can you tell?"
"He's totally dust cropping. Look at him!"

by lueby popoff September 26, 2009

Cropping

The act of extreme shunning. One may only recover from being cropped if deemed so by the Executive Council of Mandom.

Executive 1: who are we cropping now?

Executive 2: the girls that screwed that guy that we hate.

by A Clockwork Apple December 6, 2011

Tactical Cropping

Knocking out a crafty shit down the old trouser leg.

Guess what Trevor? I did some tactical cropping in town today, funny thing a fat pig slipped in it.

by Ginger Barbarian. June 18, 2020

Cropping

When your undershirt slides up over your belly underneath your shirt like you are wearing a crop top underneath.

Omg Emily, I’m cropping so hard right now

by UnathleticNeanderthal March 10, 2022

Crooping

The act of recording a ballard into your text platform whilst evacuating your bowels, then sending it as a text to a recipient.

When in the bathroom I'd rather be crooping than looking at social media.

by PMCSJ June 25, 2023