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Crotchball

A ball of tissue paper that has lodged itself in the vagina after peeing... sometimes found by a man while performing oral sex. Also known as a Sandie Davis.
I was going down on this beautiful woman, but I had to stop and pick out the crotchballs before I could continue.
by Lassidar March 13, 2009
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Crotchrocket

Holy Shit! That Bike is Fucking Awesome Dude!

prolly the one thing closest to a jetfighter that we can legally own and drive on the road!
holy fucking shit, that bike is badass dude i fuckin love it
by Ice June 30, 2004
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crotchrot

The phenomenon of a vagina, labia, or clitoris that smells like a dead trout or maybe even a fart. It's is never pleasant to stick your face in, leaves a stink on your fingers for weeks, and usually leaves a little something in your room/bed sheets for a day or two...or more. Common of soccer and hockey players.
I hate the smell of crotchrot. Close your legs, I'm going to vomit.
by Clutterbuck December 22, 2003
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crouchrolling

The act of gaining frags by using the looping rickroll chorus playing out of a boombox as a deadly weapon while crouching in a Doom mod.
Jerry was on a killing spree after crouchrolling Jamie and Peyton several times without dying. Since he was crouching, it was hard for them to pick him out from the corpses covering the floor. By that time, it was too late.
by jerair May 1, 2008
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crotchrocket

Sport bikes/motorcycles that have a smooth ride and fast speeds
one of the few vehicles i havent ridden on known for racing
by for you to decide July 11, 2003
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crotchronaut

A male for whom sexual contact with a female is so rare, he views intercourse as cosmic or surreal.
"You actually fucked that crotchronaut? Wow, that must have been an outta this world experience for him."

"The pathetic crotchronaut ended up taking his mother to the prom again".
by Squeaked Moose October 20, 2011
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crotchrot

If you leave a wet bathing suit on too long, your penis will develop a painful rash
Aw man, this crotchrot is killing me, ill be waddling for the rest of the day.
by George Duffy May 4, 2005
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