crotchrocket

Sport bikes/motorcycles that have a smooth ride and fast speeds

one of the few vehicles i havent ridden on known for racing

by for you to decide July 11, 2003

crotch roach

A person that has sex with a large number of persons. i.e. sex addict, finding any hole to hide in.

"John is such a crotch roach. He will fuck anything."

by Blue Lagoon Under Shining Moon January 24, 2009

crotchrocket

Officially and legally sanctioned form of suicide for cretins.
Illegal and massively dangerous if ridden anywhere near their capacity on public streets, a tremendous waste of expense for the non-suicidal. Insurance companies love them.
Usually, they last about one summer season before they are:
a)Obsolete.
b)a twisted pile of unobtainium.

Wow! That little old lady left-turned in front of that crotchrocket pilot!
Now he's just a streak of strawberry jelly on the asphalt.

by crowbone August 15, 2004

Crotchrocket

This word is used to replace cuss words when you're friends parents are about.

You: Crotchrocket! I just stubbed my toe!
Friends' Mom: Oh, what a nice young man.

by callmesock October 6, 2010

Ear Cochroach

The wireless cellular earpiece worn over the ear.

The morning after a heavy night of partying, Joe realized he lost his Bluetooth ear cochroach.

by James Weyand October 5, 2006

crotchroaches

A person who's venereal health is in serious question and there is a significant chance that sexual conduct will result in in contraction of a STD.

Dude, you don't want to take home Carla. That girl is infested with crotchroaches!

by bearface83 November 8, 2007

cristian cochroach

a dirty greasy beaner poor fuck with a big ass hairy mole that rapidly grows per day and scares every girl in her right mind away.

ewwww yo look at that fag he's such a cristian cochroach.

by the beep man July 27, 2009