Sabertooth Crotchcricket

possibly the most ridiculous word in the english language

dude i think my sabertooth crotchcrickets have migrated over to you trouserbrush garden

by Daniel March 15, 2005

crotchcricket

see crotch cricket. a pubic louse, commonly called a crab. Used jokingly by medical personnel.

This guy complained about an itch down there, and when he pulled his pants down, they were jumpin' with crotchcrickets.

by Dr Crotchrot August 30, 2008

Crotchiquette

The courtesy you do others by not wearing ill-fitting trousers.

"Those vinyl pants are WAY too tight on you: where's your crotchiquette?"

by FIDDLESTIXES November 16, 2011

crotchile

Region of the sacred space of a male or female i.e. penis, testicles or vagina

Dude stop lookin at my crotchile reason. Wtf faggot!

by mckennasn May 13, 2012

Crotchicorn

A Unicorn in a guy’s pants. Magical, beautiful, and rare because it is one-of-a-kind.

You’ve never seen a boner like mine. It’s a magical, beautiful, and rare crotchicorn.

by Pi74 September 11, 2018

Crotchie

A selfie of your undercarriage

That ho be sweatin' my nutz, so I sent her a crotchie to seal the diz'eal

by SaintBreesy09 February 6, 2015

crotchicorn

The infamous severed unicorn head duct taped and gorilla glued to someone's genitalia.

Look at how horny that crotchicorn is.

by imacactusstingray February 2, 2017