Tom Crotchrane

A guy who wants to fuck women on the road whenever he hears them playing Life Is a Highway on their radios.

You: All the ladies driving through the Highway must turn off their radios unless they wanna get fucked by Tom Crotchrane.
Me: I didn’t know that, but I do know Life Is a Highway and that’s a classic song.

by gregben February 6, 2022

crotchograph

Photograph of a woman's crotch, usually taken as she is getting out of a car while wearing a short dress / skirt without underwear. Must be a celeberity to be a true crotchograph.

Damn, did you see that crotchograph of Brittany Spears?

by Sterl January 29, 2008

Friendship Crotch Grab

-Noun: the act of cementing your kinship with a gentle fondling. Establishes mutual trust. (Short: FCG)
-Noun: Exactly what you'd expect

"My bro Rob was scootin' by in the theater, so I reached over and gave him an friendship crotch grab to remind him that I care."

by thatlooksaboutwrong January 27, 2015

crotchgobbler

one who gives oral sex

Paris Hilton is a crotchgobbler.

by jesusisonlsd December 28, 2006

Crotchgrinder Publicus

A term used when a person rubs their crotch against an innnocent passenger, usually on public transport.

"I was on a packed train and I got a terrible dose of 'Crotchgrinder Publicus' today"

by CurseofCurves October 15, 2009

Crotcherazzi

Paparazzi who get awkward crotch shots, whether intended or not.

If you wear that super short dress, the crotcherazzi will be following you in hordes.

by SallyBillabonging February 28, 2013

Academic Crotch Grab

When you get a hand job during school. In class.

"Dude, I totally got an academic crotch grab by Brittany in 3rd period!"

by The Teacher(; December 15, 2009