by Döug April 20, 2006
Get the crotch goblinmug. A bratty little piece of shit that has greasy ass fucking hands and eats crayons.
Usually seen on toddler leashes.
Usually seen on toddler leashes.
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Get the Crotch goblinmug. 1. Pubic Lice
2. While your sleeping, your friend (if your wearing sweatpants) picks up your cat, shoves him down your pants and ties the strings very tight so there is no escape and makes the cat tear away at your underpants with its sharp claws
4. someone that goes behind your and sticks their head through you legs near your crotch and starts making very odd noises / starts singing death metal
2. While your sleeping, your friend (if your wearing sweatpants) picks up your cat, shoves him down your pants and ties the strings very tight so there is no escape and makes the cat tear away at your underpants with its sharp claws
4. someone that goes behind your and sticks their head through you legs near your crotch and starts making very odd noises / starts singing death metal
1. I don't think i can trust you... since you have crotch goblins and all.
2. Dude i have scars from that crotch goblin you pulled on me like a month ago.
3. AHHH! CROTCH GOBLIN!
2. Dude i have scars from that crotch goblin you pulled on me like a month ago.
3. AHHH! CROTCH GOBLIN!
by xxxShadowFatexxx December 28, 2005
Get the Crotch Goblinmug.