crotch goblin 

One who feeds on the groin while growling and snoring.

I was attacked at a party by a crotch goblin.

crotch goblin by DeVirginator February 9, 2003

crotch goblin 

Generic term of disrespect, most often used when someone has made a big mistake or been a total jerk.

Jesus, I can't believe Steve botched the Henderson account! What a total crotch goblin!

crotch goblin by J to the Action August 13, 2003

crotch goblin 

One who is particularly fond of balls, dicks, and pussys.

Tony is a fucking crotch goblin, look at him perving around in the panites isle at walmart

crotch goblin by Döug April 20, 2006

Crotch Goblin 

This is a common slong term for an STD

man i got a wicked crotch goblin from this nasty skank

Crotch Goblin by Jim Bob November 4, 2004

Crotch Goblin 

(n) 1. A perverted or otherwise solely sex-driven partner

"That guy is only interested in sex."
"Ugh. What a crotch goblin."

Crotch Goblin by Mk. 42 December 20, 2013

Crotch goblin 

A less offensive term or curse word for somebody that is a cock sucker.

That knob has just cut me up, I bet he's a right crotch goblin!

Crotch goblin by Cpiddy7 March 6, 2021

Crotch Goblin 

1. Pubic Lice

2. While your sleeping, your friend (if your wearing sweatpants) picks up your cat, shoves him down your pants and ties the strings very tight so there is no escape and makes the cat tear away at your underpants with its sharp claws

4. someone that goes behind your and sticks their head through you legs near your crotch and starts making very odd noises / starts singing death metal

1. I don't think i can trust you... since you have crotch goblins and all.

2. Dude i have scars from that crotch goblin you pulled on me like a month ago.

3. AHHH! CROTCH GOBLIN!

Crotch Goblin by xxxShadowFatexxx December 28, 2005