crotch crickets

crabs, pubic lice

by shawn December 17, 2002

Crotch Crickets

Public lice are usually referred to as Crabs. They are small parasites that resemble Sébastien from the Little Mermaid. There's no known cure for them.

Did you hear that Rebecca has Crotch Crickets again? I think I heard the song Under the Sea coming from her front underwear.

by Bar Bizzle February 8, 2019

crotch crickets

crabs

Dat ho be got dem crotch crickets

by yul June 5, 2003

crotch crickets

slang for crabs, lice in the pubic area

Justin has crotch crickets.

by AK-85 April 22, 2006

crotch crickets

crabs or crotch critters that creep around your crotch. Something that u need to look out for before you get all up on or in someone elses crotch

wow, that bitch wanted me to eat her vertical bacon sandwich and it was infested with crotch crickets

by Tommygunz45k May 16, 2007

Crotch Crickets

Bugs in your underwear
crabs

Man, I got me some serious crotch crickets after I hung with that chick.

by Rab Dog July 27, 2004

Crotch Crickets

Various forms of parasitic STDs such as crabs.

She has slept with so many people, I bet she has crotch crickets.

by i have a fake name December 9, 2010