crotch crickets

by shawn December 18, 2002
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Crotch Crickets

Public lice are usually referred to as Crabs. They are small parasites that resemble Sébastien from the Little Mermaid. There's no known cure for them.
Did you hear that Rebecca has Crotch Crickets again? I think I heard the song Under the Sea coming from her front underwear.
by Bar Bizzle February 08, 2019
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Dat ho be got dem crotch crickets
by yul June 06, 2003
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crotch crickets

slang for crabs, lice in the pubic area
Justin has crotch crickets.
by AK-85 April 02, 2006
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crabs or crotch critters that creep around your crotch. Something that u need to look out for before you get all up on or in someone elses crotch
wow, that bitch wanted me to eat her vertical bacon sandwich and it was infested with crotch crickets
by Tommygunz45k May 03, 2007
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Man, I got me some serious crotch crickets after I hung with that chick.
by Rab Dog July 27, 2004
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Crotch Crickets

Various forms of parasitic STDs such as crabs.
She has slept with so many people, I bet she has crotch crickets.
by i have a fake name December 08, 2010
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