costectomy

Surgical removal of all or part of a rib. A procedure popularized in parts of Italy and France during the late twelfth century. Common amongst crusaders who spent years separated from their mistresses. The surgical removal of the rib was believed to facilitate chastity by allowing crusaders better mouth to penis auto-access and the ability to perform fellatio on themselves. Still practiced in parts of rural France.

The procedure is performed only rarely in women.

Francois was better able to focus on his studies after the costectomy.

by Truckdriver April 26, 2009

Dirty Costanza

When you have anal while eating a McRib. Both are such rare occurrences that when they come together it is truly magical.

Johny gave his wife a Dirty Costanza.

by boxandthefuzz May 7, 2017

Costco berry ice cream

What you get at the food counter at Costco. Very very yummy yummy scrumptious and enlightening.

"Dad can I have some Costco berry ice cream?"
"Well I suppose since we're already here..."
"YAAYYY THANKS DAD"
"I love you son"
"I love you too dad"
"Wake up"
"Aw man another dream with my dad. But at least I got some Costco berry ice cream"

by Aim For North May 15, 2022

costco effect

Over purchasing because the price per unit is too attractive to pass up.

Aw, Mike why did you buy three 48-ounce bottles of ketchup? The Costco effect got you. The second two are going to expire before you get to them.

by aretegroup March 30, 2015

cooster booster

A true follower of Cooster, the true Buffalo Wizard

The Cooster Booster watched all of Coosters Youtube Videos

by ThatBaconMan February 23, 2015

Costconaut

Slang term for someone who bravely ventures deep into the inner spaces of the Costco Universe in the middle of the COVID-19 Pandemic.

Dad is our designated Costconaut and we appreciate his willingness to go!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 7, 2020

the bad part about having virtual sex is that it can cost you all your virtual money

how much money you can waste on virtual sex sites

the bad part about having virtual sex is that it can cost you all your virtual money speaks for itself.

by pussy bee October 25, 2019