croquet

The act of two guys scissoring. Namely due to the sheer number of balls and mallets involved, and how getting one of your balls into the hairy hoop (ass) counts as a score.

Kenny and Preston said they were going out to have a smoke together, but we all knew they were going out to the parking garage to play a little croquet.

by Remo Gold January 9, 2017

Croquettish

Acting all flirty and coy in order to get some croquettes.

Don't act all croquettish with me Susan - I know you're only after the food!

by Rhodus June 6, 2011

Croqueteishion

Croqueteishion is the word that you use to flirt with people in a desperate case, do not abuse the use of this word.

"I would like to eat your croqueteishion"
"Can I eat your croqueteishion?"

by Raymon22 December 15, 2019

Pan con croquetas

One of the best Cuban styled foods. Has Toasted Cuban or potato bread. And 1-2 or more croquets. Can add cheese and ketchup and mayo for ultimate taste!Typacally eaten for breakfast or light snack at midday or midnight during a dominoes game :)

Mom make me a pan con croquetas. im hungry for a snack.

by Crissa May 29, 2008

croquet

An excuse for college students to dress preppy and drink beer.

Croquet is the shit!

by unknown November 14, 2003

octopus croquet

When you hang from the ceiling by your hands and have 2-3 partners hang by their hands or teeth from your nipples and genital piercings whilst kicking their feet in an effort to kick the balls of the men who are lying naked and prone on the floor of your mom's living room.

"I can't believe we lost 2-1 in Octopus Croquet"

by WTFAWTA December 20, 2022

coquetazo

A group of savage like individuals who will come to your city and shut it down. These individuals have a squad

full of shooters and do not play around when it comes to basketball.

Those Coquetazos came through and shut us down

by DaWorm13 January 28, 2015