crook

adj. (like its spelled)

Being overall appealing or of a generally badass nature, especially used to describe illegal or illegitimate activities,generally used with infinitive of the verb 'to be'

'That shit be crook'
'Man, do remember when you got in a break-dance fight with
Master P on the body of Newt Gingrich, that beed crook'

by WillieVanillie November 15, 2006

crook

Busted, broken, not working

My computer is crook, but it works well as a paperweight.

by PoiToi February 3, 2004

crook

To pull your ball sack over your sholder to appear as if you are carrying something you stole in a sack.

That guy could never do the crook

by Eric February 1, 2003

crook

What I am not

"I am not a crook"

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 14, 2004

The crooked

A crooked penis

Don’t get the crooked or you won’t get any girls.

by Dave the demolitionist March 30, 2019

crooked

1. A thief, a criminal, a crook or a dishonest or immoral person in a position of authority who abuses his/her power.
2. A skateboard grind on only the front truck, grinding on a 45* angle.

1. "The Officials in UAE are crooked, you get the death penalty for carrying 3 joints, but you can get off for the price of 5 ounces."
2. "I locked down a sweet crook/crooked on that rail/ledge."

by Diego August 14, 2003

crooked

the joyful feeling you get when drinking alcohol smoking weed and taking cocaine at a party

man, I am really crooked right now and i love it, let's go dancing

by gooooglakis January 7, 2010