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crottled greeps

A term used in science fiction fandom, implicitly a foodstuff, which derives from (1) “crottles,” the curved lines in cartoons indicating that a character is falling over backwards and (2) “grippe” (influenza) as spelled by the English and pronounced by the French. It is said that crottled greeps are to food what blog is to drink; many fans have presented their ideas of what the true recipe for both must be, even though the Geneva Convention expressly describes the transmission of the true recipes of either by any means as a Crime Against Humanity.
If you don't like crottled greeps, why did you order them?
by rich brown August 11, 2004
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Crongle

almost like cringe crongle is the sort of feeling you get when you bite into ice cream or whenever you are feeling uncomfortableness or anger on yourself
I lost the match and I'm still crongling

Hah! Did you just crongle?
by i_crongle October 27, 2019
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crantle

the geological layer between the crust and the mantle. Also refers to the crack of Satan's ass.
Man, it's as hot as the crantle in here...
by kinCorp November 13, 2014
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Contle

*Son accidentally breaks the refrigerator door*
Dad: That's it, I'm disowning you, you fucking contle.
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Kick a Crongleous Day

October 19th, the one day where it is encouraged to kick a crongleous. Can be celebrated other days, but October 19th is the official day.
Hey forehead you crongleous guess what, it's Kick a Crongleous Day!
by Gabe Lysol October 20, 2019
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crongle

a synonym for something or someone doing something considered cringe
"yo my maths teacher just gave me a 17 page homework task"
-"yo that's so fucking crongle of him"
by gaming egg123 def not arne February 5, 2021
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Crentley

the Chrysler 300c is a FUCKING DODGE CHARGER YOU RETARDS. they're the same car with a different body. literally! seriously, do some research before you call it a nigger car. its probably the best muscle car out today, until the challenger comes out.
fucking idiot: look at that black dude in his fake-ass crentley!
me: I'm gonna wrap your mouth around its exhaust pipe. that car does 0-60 in five seconds.
by DCMizzle April 7, 2008
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