Butt Chongler

When you diddle someone butt like how you diddle your grandpa's loose neck skin; a bitch

Person 1: I feel bad for cutting class I'm going to email my professor
Person 2: Dude quit being such a fucking butt chongler

by Pook_ October 12, 2016

Crungle

A Stupid, Idiotic person

Bhavisha is such a crungle!

Stop being such a crungle!

by rolo;) January 10, 2013

croggled

crooked, unformed or misformed, poorly made, shapeless, broken

That building was a croggled mess after the earthquake.

The mutant's fingers were croggled.

by k. d. August 11, 2006

cronge

a word said when one cannot simply just "cringe", the subject of discussion is so unbelievably cringe worthy that you cannot contain yourself and cronge is shouted, an upper level of cringe

"OMG, i was so drunk last night that i slept with that johnny guy, the really ugly one from that band?"

"omglmao, CRONGE!"

by coaguL8 July 29, 2009

Cringlestick

The art of getting a boner while a gingerbread man give you a handjob, a gingerbread woman licks your bum hole, and all of this happens inside of a port-a-potty.

Bob the Builder was getting a cringlestick while he was in the portable toilet.

by Cantcatchmebb September 20, 2014

Cherried / Cherry Bakewelled / Cherry Chongled

If someone is ''cherried'', ''cherry bakewelled'' or ''cherry chongled'', it means they are not in a normal state of mind / thinking correctly either whilst sober or under the influence of alcohol, drugs etc.

You can also use combinations (cherry, cherried, cherry bakewell, cherry bakewelled, cherry chongled)

''That guys proper cherried like'' (sober and/or under the influence)

''He's just put diesel into his petrol car, what a cherry bakewell''

''He's an absolute cherry (cherry chongle / cherry bakewell), why's he gone and done that?''

''He says that all the time, hes a Cherry Bakewell''

''She had far too much to drink on Friday, she was proper cherried / cherry bakewelled / cherry chongled''

by MrChongle October 7, 2021

Cringle

A person that doesn't lose their virginity until they are 53 or above, and weight is above 400 pounds

"That guy is such a freaking Cringle"

by Bambi Cock June 12, 2019