Crotchy

A character from the game Postal 2, depicted as costume of literal cock and balls.

"You think you can take Crotchy down?"

by Mr Mewtwo April 2, 2022

crotchy

one who is always scratching their balls for lack of anything more important to do

Ted is so crotchy I can't shake his hand.

by kgkv June 1, 2014

Crotchy Button

When you're so scared or disgusted your dick hides itself by forming itself into an innie belly button like transformation except it's near your crotch.

That porn I watched earlier scared my penis so bad I have had a crotchy button for a week now.

by therealshadybrabbit August 31, 2015

crotchy

1: crotch-like; especially in action, speech, or thought
2: being a self-centered asshole

that guy sure is crotchy today. what a jerk.

by mike hunt January 6, 2004

crotchy

a crotchy is when your penis gets stuck to your nuts and you have to maneuver it around to free it; also known as a wedgie in your crotch area.

Dude1:Dude i freakin have a crotchy!!!
Dude2:So go behind that bush and pick it...
Dude1:Good idea

by XxGofigurexX November 12, 2007

Crotchy toke

Ben and kims word! (c)
when your stoned it just means stuff!!!
it means everything!

your such a crotchy toke!

by Ben February 21, 2004

Crotchy

A shortening of the word crotchety, is used to refer to an old person who’s old, bitter, slow, stubborn, not with the times, et cetera. Used as a pejorative

The old man Peanut who lives next door is so crotchy, he’s always yelling at the neighborhood kids to get off his lawn.

by Poochie La La May 7, 2022