Conjaculations

What you shout when you and your partner have an orgasm at exactly the same time.

- Sorry, I really can’t talk right now, I just came.
- Me too! Conjaculations!!

by Pmcparty February 2, 2021

Cryjackulation

Cryjackulation is were you are over come with emotion that you masturbate with your tears.

"Man this girl was sexy i saw her and went home and did some Cryjackulation in my room"

by Mike Honcho69 October 13, 2011

Conjaculations

A witty retort to someone who is

Bragging about his good fortune

Conjaculations on your new

Yacht,

"Chaz"

by Laslo420 May 19, 2021

cryojaculation

The sudden and dramatic freezing of the male ejaculate when the ejaculation occurs in or into a profoundly cold environment, such as a polar vortex, a meat locker or a frost giant's vagina.

Last night, out side of the bar in Rochester, I had a massive cryojaculation when Cindy gave me a hummer in the alley. That'll teach her to dish out back alley hummers in January during the Polar Vortex!

by Lord Thrust January 8, 2014

Cryjaculation

When you are so sad you burst with tears , explosively as they gush from your eyes

Mary graces face flashed red as she cryjaculated, oozing fluids all over the new velvet sofa, she felt so felt so good after such a powerful cryjaculation.

by sean jay April 29, 2024

Cajaculation

The act of defecating and ejaculating in synchrony

From the portuguese "Cajaculação" (Cagar + Ejacular)

Happy new gooooooon!!!!!
I just cajaculate! XD
I hope you a good cajaculation time :)

by _mr.polo_ March 6, 2025