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crohn’s goblins

The little goblins that run through your colon when you have the shits.
Where is Russ? He’s at the shitter again. The crohn’s goblins are terrorizing him today
by Cornhole hunter April 17, 2025
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Crohn’s goblins

The little goblins running through terrorizing your colon when you have the shits.
Where is Russ? He’s at the shitter again, the crohn’s goblins are terrorizing him today.
by Cornhole hunter April 17, 2025
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Shit Crohn

Another word for a bad nickname given to someone. It can also mean a bad case of herpes.
Person 1. "Man did you see Frank over there? hes more like spank!!.

Person 2..Did you really just give Frank a Shit Crohn?

Man my dick is feeling weird, I hope that prostitute didn't give me the Shit Crohn
by Alpha Male2 January 30, 2010
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selective crohn's

when a person claims to have crohn's disease ( an inflammation of the bowel causing sudden and frequent bathroom breaks) uses that ailment selectively to benefit him/her when it is convenient to have such an ailment to exit certain social situations.
Hey, have you noticed that when she is bored at a party she has sudden selective crohn's and uses that as an excuse to leave?
by lezbaterian December 27, 2011
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Mental Crohn's

In a situation when you must think of the right words for a sentence, but you fall under full hesitation. This is the higher form of a brain fart in to which your entire comprehension of the human language collapses just short of succumbing to a stroke.
"I was on stage to present my piece for the debate championship, but my brain just stopped. It didn't feel like a brain fart as much as full blown {Mental Crohn's."
by bigmak93 September 12, 2015
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Croncho Broncho

A god that is the most powerful creature. Many of his followers are from near the Wisconsin area. A small cult of 4 people who started this pack. K, K, M, and C.
Croncho Broncho is my ultimate daddy.

God I love Croncho Broncho.
by Croncho Broncho follower May 20, 2022
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Crone’s Disease

When a woman reaches an age where she no longer gives a rat’s ass if others find her appealing.
Clearly this one-time hottie is suffering from an advanced case of Crone’s Disease.
by Dr Bunnygirl January 9, 2019
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