corboner

the erotic sensation you get when interacting with a sexually appealing person after 2 months of corona-lockdown

Oye mate! Karen just bent over and I instantly got a corboner!

by Schorsch May 28, 2020

Crooner

An angry old bint or shriv who shouts at people for doing nothing wrong

Grandpa Edward is a right old croon/crooner

by crimbling crooner of sorts April 2, 2021

corbonero

Something you say to call out a slamming hot girl to your friend.

Hey bro you see that girl? Corbonero!

by theKiss October 17, 2013

crotch crooner

a dude who serenades a girl's clothes of for the purpose of getting laid.

"Dude, she let him up in dat?" "Yeah man, definite crotch crooner"

by Bud Hogan July 10, 2006

crooner

an old, dirty, angry man who hates his life and job and takes out his misery on youth. often a crooner will be seen spying on young college girls with an innapropriate smile on his dirty mustached face. He is probably imagining what it would be like to have sex with them if he dick still worked at his current age.

Mellissa doesn't like eating in the cafeteria because the crooner who serves baked beans always eye-rapes her.

by chris christopherson May 1, 2006

cryboner

When you're listening to sexy time music and it makes you want to cry but also gives you a boner.

"Went and saw The Weeknd perform at ACL and got a cryboner"

by Instamadilyn December 7, 2015

coboner virus

the correct pronunciation of the corona virus

Brad: dude what is going on in 2020?
Zach: Idk man it’s the coboner virus.

by kanmey March 23, 2020