Joshua Crittenden

A future husband. Everything a girl could ask for. He's smart, sexy, and really good at math. One day he will get married to the woman who loves him most in this world. Even though he's leaving soon, you won't stop thinking about him, because he's your man. And no one is ever going to change that.

Oh you know Joshua Crittenden? Oh he's taken.

by HisFutureWifeCamilla June 6, 2011

crittenden

crittenden is a small town in northern kentucky that can also be called shittenden or cowtown, the only thing in this town other than sluts, whores, mullets, and cows is… absolutely not shit :)

jackie: where are you from?
perry: i’m from crittenden kentucky!
jackie: oh that shithole filled with whores and mullets

perry: ofc! 😃😃

by poopyheadjohn October 8, 2021

crittenden

crittenden is a small town in northern kentucky that can also be called shittenden or cowtown, the only thing in this town other than sluts, whores, mullets, and cows is… absolutely not shit :)

jackie: where are you from?
perry: i’m from crittenden kentucky!
jackie: oh that shithole filled with whores and mullets

perry: ofc! 😃😃

by poopyheadjohn October 8, 2021

critten

a combo of a kitten and a creature it looks like a cat but is some sort of creature

That critten is so cute!

by Dragonlady21 February 21, 2023

Crimzen

The BEST game studio on ROBLOX ever! Made by two of the most sexiest owners every. Along with a HOT developer team. Smash.

Man Crimzen is the best studio ever!

by Galazen July 8, 2023

the critening

When the enemy Tryndamere begins getting 3 crits in a row with no items.

-How did you lose lane as Darius?
-I was doing well at first, but then Trynd E'd me and the critening started.

by yasuo_irl September 27, 2018

the critening

When the enemy Tryndamere gets 3 crits in a row with no items.

-How did you lose lane as Darius?
-I was doing well at first, but then Trynd got his E and the critening began.

by yasuo_irl September 27, 2018