crittenden

crittenden is a small town in northern kentucky that can also be called shittenden or cowtown, the only thing in this town other than sluts, whores, mullets, and cows is… absolutely not shit :)

jackie: where are you from?
perry: i’m from crittenden kentucky!
jackie: oh that shithole filled with whores and mullets

perry: ofc! 😃😃

by poopyheadjohn October 8, 2021

critten

a combo of a kitten and a creature it looks like a cat but is some sort of creature

That critten is so cute!

by Dragonlady21 February 21, 2023

cliteenis

The genitalia of a female to male gender transitioned individual.

He makes such a hot guy, but I don't know if I can get down with a top who is rocking a cliteenis....

by Nice501s October 15, 2023

the critening

When the enemy Tryndamere begins getting 3 crits in a row with no items.

-How did you lose lane as Darius?
-I was doing well at first, but then Trynd E'd me and the critening started.

by yasuo_irl September 27, 2018

the critening

When the enemy Tryndamere gets 3 crits in a row with no items.

-How did you lose lane as Darius?
-I was doing well at first, but then Trynd got his E and the critening began.

by yasuo_irl September 27, 2018