Rice crispies

Cold hard cash that is meant to be spent on hash.

I g'd some rice crispies from da rich cracker so I could get me more weed.

by CHRI s August 27, 2005

Crippie

Very good pot, mostly grown hydroponically

Those crippie knots are dank

by Landon the Stoner July 27, 2003

Schenectady Crispies

A cereal made up by strong bad in his email called labor day. If you click on the diamond on his head, he says:

Schenectady Crispies are so frickin' good, they taste TWICE! Once in your mouth, and once in your esophagus! I hope I dont get caught!

by Daniel December 6, 2003

cripplesticks

1. A slang term for crutches
2. an expression of irritation

1. "That guy broke his leg and is now using cripplesticks"
2. "Man, I just broke your TV"
"cripplesticks"

by Elliott Solomon August 2, 2003

Christ Crispies

Communion is the rite that Christians perform in fulfilment of Jesus' instruction, recorded in the New Testament to do in memory of him what he did at his Last Supper. Jesus gave his disciples bread, saying "This is my body," and wine, saying "This is my blood." Christians generally recognize a special presence of Christ in this rite, though they differ about exactly how, where, and when Christ is present. The word "Eucharist" is also applied to the bread and wine consecrated in the course of the rite. The "Bread" is usually a thin small wafer that is unremarkable in taste and appearance. So to remedy this I came up with a tasty solution that will bring Jesus to the breakfast table.

Christ Crispies-
A bowl of communion wafers and milk. A balanced diet of nutrition and dogma! Provides 100% RDA of Vitamin JC. Kid tested Pope approved.

So I was stuck in church the other day and all they had to eat was Christ Crispies....

by GenChaos October 17, 2006

Crippie

A physically handicapped hippie

That crippie’s chair is really squeaky, I don’ t think he has oiled his wheels since Woodstock.

by DopeyBoyRon May 11, 2018

lip crispies

Another word for herpes.

"I banged that she-male the other night and woke up with lip crispies!"

by tastysalami88 November 19, 2011