Cresting

When shit is playing peek a boo with your anus

John was on the toilet cresting but I don't think any shit came out.

by Shithouse man November 4, 2018

creeping on

to stalk someone or something

"Hey did you see that guy? He was definately creeping on you."

by Sharona Biggs April 5, 2009

Creeping Death

One of Metallica's greatest songs to date, even tho twas released in 1984 on Ride the Lightning under Megaforce records then later re-released under Elektra. An excellent solo by guitarist Kirk Hammett and equally excellent rhythm guitar and vocals by Jaymz Hetfeild make Creeping Death an all around great thrash metal song.

So let it be written
So let it be done
I'm set here by the chosen one...

So let it be written
So let it be done
To kill the first born pharaoh's son..

IM CREEPING DEATH!

by KFoX March 18, 2005

creeping curfew

The insidious, often unauthorized, extension of time restriction placed on nocturnal adolescent activities as further evidence of parental authority erosion and generalized attrition.

Oh, just screw 'em...my parents don't know shit. 11? 11:30? 12? Let the creeping curfew work its magic!

by YAWA February 2, 2019

Cresting

Cresting is when you reach a point of such pleasure during sex or masturbation that you know that one or two more strokes and you’ll cum. Like being right on the crest of the ultimate final pleasure wave.

Man I was cresting for a long time before I finally tugged that sucker all over her face. On reflection I think she would've preferred a different wake-up call...

by Cap'n B! Oh Yeah! July 7, 2008

Facebook creeping

The act of snooping into other peoples conversations, pictures, information, etc. when you are using the social networking program Facebook. Especially if the person you are creeping on is not a close friend and just someone you hardly know or don't know at all in person.

How did you know they were dating?
Oh, I was facebook creeping last night.

by FordJN October 3, 2011

Creeping Death

The best fucking Metallica song ever. Its off Ride the Lightning!
The bridge is unlike any other in metal.

Die! By my hand! I creep across the land! Killing first born Man! Motherfucker Die! By my hand! I creep across the land! Killing first born man!
-Creeping Death

by ConnortheCanadien March 25, 2011