Crayons

Some kid tried to make me eat a crayon when I was in like 3rd grade. I knew better than that, so I went and drank some gasoline! :)
by Not Zane September 21, 2004
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crayonized

The condition of the clothes and the inside of a clothes drier after a child's crayon goes undiscovered through the dry cycle.
After opening the drier to fold the clothes, mom was horrified when she found the clothes and the drier had been crayonized.
by dale338 October 19, 2009
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Crayon

A 20-something female who is incapable of individual thought and is highly dependent on others. She feels superior to her peers and is unaware of her own unpopularity.

Often found in a clique of crayons, in which every crayon mimics the others in dress or behavior (all wearing Toms shoes, all holding Starbucks cups, etc).

Often found still living with her parents or at a trashy club.
The crayons all arrived to the party wearing the same dress and hid in a corner talking smugly about everyone else.
by Curlygirl April 13, 2013
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Crayon

A coloring utensil designed by crayola to make adults feel like kids again.
Friend 1: "What did you do today?"
Friend 2: "I was 'helping' my sister color with her crayons"
by blabalaba<3 May 28, 2009
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Crayonism

The practice of worshiping crayons.
Hey, what's with all the crayons?

I practice crayonism.
by Nulzek April 04, 2010
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crayon

A crayon is a dufus, an ignoramus, but usually not actually mentally retarded. A regular person refusing to think.
When I was taking calls at tech support it was one crayon after another.
by horsyrock June 03, 2006
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Crayonitis

A condition where someone, typically non-management, is acting or thinking in a childish manner, or is dull thinking, or lacks the ability for advanced thought.
Anne is really suffering with a strong case of crayonitis today.
by guidofucozzi October 10, 2017
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