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Crawfordsville

a town in Indiana that can be perceived as a "shit-hole" to those who lack imagination. It DOES in fact include several factories and white trash. However, if you're smart, funny and choose fun friends, there is a lot you can do. Imagination is key.

Crawfordsville has a community theatre, public library, a river and a delightful liberal arts college.
a Crawfordsville is a town that requires some creativity to enjoy yourself in.
by SoccerCleats October 12, 2011
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Crawford

1) Adj: used to describe someone who has reached the highist rank of badass.
2) Adj: also used to describe someone who has mastered the fine art of pleasing the ladies in a badass form.
3) Synonym for Badass The epitome of the American male. He radiates confidence in everything he does, whether it's ordering a drink, buying a set of wheels, or dealing with women. He's slow to anger, brutally efficient when fighting back. The badass carves his own path. He wears, drives, drinks, watches, and listens to what he chooses, when he chooses, where he chooses, uninfluenced by fads or advertising campaigns. Badass style is understated but instantly recognizable. Like a fine car or a good pair of sunglasses: simple, direct, and functional.
1) "Dude, check that guy out... what a Crawford, I totally want to be him."
2) Marie: "So how did it go with your guy last night?"
Clara: "It was mindblowing!! I came like 20 times! He was a total Crawford.
3) Did you see that guy with the Ferrari and the Ray Bands? He is a total Crawford.
by IMAGHOST!!420 October 15, 2010
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Cranford

A medium sized town in Union County New Jersey. It was oringinally named Crane's Ford after the Crane family forded a river. The movie Guess Who was filmed here, as were many episodes of Nickelodeon's Pete and Pete. It can be accessed easily from exits 135, 136, and 137 on the parkway. It's high school is notorious for flagrant and excessive drug and alcohol use. It is nationally recognized with the Tree city USA award, honoring both a specific tree at Lincoln Park and the tree-lined streets. Some also believe this is a reference to the previously suggested drug use. It is home to over six miles of bicycle trails and is home to an historic house that was a stop on the underground railroad. Notable attractions in the town are the Town Washtub, where teens can be seen spinning around in the drying machines; The Rustic Mill, an overpriced diner; and the clock, the world's largest four-sided Rolex (The number 4 is represented IIII instead of IV). The town is home to 3 Dunkin' Donuts locations, 2 krauzers convienence stores, and an absurd amount of nail and hair salons and pizza parlors.
While being driven through central Jersey, the drug sniffing dogs went crazy because they had arrived in Cranford.
by Sam Ballen July 23, 2008
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Crawfordstucky

Derogatory term for the town of Crawfordsville, Indiana which conjures images of 300-lb toothless meth-heads humping their sisters in trailers, and engaging in other elements of mainstream Kentuckian culture.
Q. Want to go to Crawfordstucky?
A. Want to get shot?
by Haus November 3, 2012
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Crawford

To throw oneself off a cliff, landing on one's feet, leg first in to a suit made of cash. Award under one arm, a child in each hand.
Shit bro, you didn't even think about that shit. Now look at you. You pulled a mad Crawford there.
by Paperstraypintstraw April 25, 2014
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Crawford Effect

A day of celebration, get the dop and a entjie, this day only comes on the 11th of April, a day when a legend was born.
The Crawford Effect: Dawg get your alcohol and a cigarette out for the celebration of Crawford.
by Crawford March 30, 2023
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