crapade

A hypothetical (hopefully) drink, analogous to lemonade, which makes the worst of a bad situation. Usually spoken of with great sarcasm.

When life hands you crap, make crapade

by gardyloo April 21, 2004

Crapcadian Rhythm

The time of day you usually have to poop; the body's poop cycle.

My crapcadian rhythm is set for 7 am, so I make sure to be the first one to use the bathroom before my girlfriend wakes up and overtakes it.

by Shut the front door November 12, 2011

crapadingle

Crapadingle: a. a word used to express one’s feelings in a goofy way

b. A synonym for the swear word for poop

c. An insult for when someone is being a crackhead

“You forking crapadingle”

by baboonery4 April 30, 2023

crapadapoopa

A battle cry shouted by a backyard wrestler when applying the deadly move, "Mid-evil Titty Push."

"Eat TITTY PUSH aaaaaaaaaa CRAPADAPOOPA!"

by FMMD November 1, 2004

crapware

Memory-taking programs that you must install in order for something to work

I installed my HP printer...along with 2GB's of crapware like Customer Support.

by Mason Mason February 1, 2009

crapsaddle

When you are giving someone a piggy back ride then they shit on you.

I was giving my kid a piggy back ride and they crapsaddled all down my back.

Tommy was on my shoulders at the carnival and suddenly he gave me a crapsaddle.

by JowWOWHOBO October 26, 2010

crapwagon

A term used to accurately describe the Panoz DP01 car used by an obscure insignificant club racing series funded by its owners known as the Champ Car World Series. Said car frequently broke down, suffered from fuel leaks, and injured Paul Tracy when it barely tapped a wall at only 30 mph. So destructive were these cars that the series went bankrupt within a year and teams had to be given cars and money to be able to continue racing. Only one such machine is known to be in running order.

A small, annoying band of masochistic, hermit racing fans of the failed venture choose to erroneously apply to Indycars, which by comparison are faster, safer, and more entertaining.

At Cleveland in 2007, Paul Tracy's crapwagon flew over Sebastien Bourdais' similar crapwagon. Tracy punted another car and went on to win.

by Gomer1996 June 10, 2009