Craptop

A laptop computer that doesn't do what the salesman said it would, or a laptop which has seen better days.

by jamesbrown April 22, 2003

craptop

person 1:look at that little laptop its sooo cute
person 2: you mean that craptop

by beasties31 November 25, 2009

A laptop with a processor under a 75mhz 486 and has no cd rom

by Winbetas October 27, 2003

What you call your laptop when you take it in to the bathroom with you.

"Hey! I need to catch up on Facebook and beat that next level on Candy Crush, so I'm grabbing my Craptop while I drop some boys off at the pool."

by Spunkyd223 February 25, 2016

The act of pooping on the keyboard of someone's laptop and then closing it.

My roommate kicked me out of the room last night so I craptopped him when he was in class.

by Madam S November 2, 2009

I'd whup your POSDWTC single handedly if it weren't for this damn craptop!

by Cheerio February 24, 2003

You know when you use your nice, clean laptop when your on the John? Well, this, my friends, is when your laptop becomes what is known as a "CrapTop"

Having the urge to look at facebook on your CRAPtop, while simultaneously having to take a shit.

by Legos August 17, 2007