Craptop

A laptop computer that doesn't do what the salesman said it would, or a laptop which has seen better days.

That craptop is fucked, i think i'll throw it out the window.

by jamesbrown April 22, 2003

craptop

a sad exuse for a laptop

person 1:look at that little laptop its sooo cute
person 2: you mean that craptop

by beasties31 November 25, 2009

Craptop

A laptop with a processor under a 75mhz 486 and has no cd rom

My Craptop cant run windows 98.

by Winbetas October 27, 2003

Craptop

What you call your laptop when you take it in to the bathroom with you.

"Hey! I need to catch up on Facebook and beat that next level on Candy Crush, so I'm grabbing my Craptop while I drop some boys off at the pool."

by Spunkyd223 August 30, 2016

Craptop

The act of pooping on the keyboard of someone's laptop and then closing it.

My roommate kicked me out of the room last night so I craptopped him when he was in class.

by Madam S November 2, 2009

craptop

Any laptop which impedes your performance as a professional gamer.

I'd whup your POSDWTC single handedly if it weren't for this damn craptop!

by Cheerio February 23, 2003

craptop

You know when you use your nice, clean laptop when your on the John? Well, this, my friends, is when your laptop becomes what is known as a "CrapTop"

Having the urge to look at facebook on your CRAPtop, while simultaneously having to take a shit.

by Legos August 21, 2007