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capstone

A paper assigned in Modern World Fiction class that is about 8-9 pages in length that requires students to write about a bunch of crap that women discuss in their free time. We're supposed to fill 8-9 pages with our thoughts about our experiences and whatnot but its really quite pointless and cuts into one's masturbation and quadmate torturing time. Most people get stuck at the 1.5 pages mark and cannot continue to write due to their sudden development of chlamydia.
Mike: this capstone paper sucks
Teddy: word
by mike xie December 10, 2006
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senior capstone

An impossible project created by Richland Collegiate High School to inflict pain and unnecessary torture upon the seniors of the program.

A paper composed of roughly 15 pages of BS in MLA or APA format that is usually finished seconds before the due date. The project also includes a working model/representation of whatever the BS paper was suppose to explain.
A: Hey wanna go out this weekend?

B: I can't

A: Why?

B: I have stupid senior capstone

A: Forget that! Just throw something together night before

like everyone else.

B: OK!

Man that assignment was pointless! It was such a senior capstone.
by napkin fiasco November 14, 2009
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AP CAPSTONE

A new AP class for sophmores who think that they know english, where you are supposed to analyze an arguments line of reasoning and the evidence that it is supported, but even the smart people in this class are dead on the inside. Its super hard and getting above a ninety is super hard.

Its referred to as Ap Capstone, Ap Crapstone, Ap cap, or Ap crap.
John- Did you see Sal's Face? Why does he look so dead

Fiona- OMG. Don't you know he took AP Capstone
John- OMG! AP CRAP!! Poor boy, he used to be so happy
by daddy_d_22_0 January 11, 2018
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Cryptonerd

One who spends the majority of their time obsessing over cryptocurrency technologies, exchanges and the IoT (internet of things).

One who prefers to hide their identity, making purchases and transactions anonymous, especially in the cryptocurrency realm.
the cryptonerd spent the majority of his evening reading the iota white paper to understand the concept of the tangled method
by Diaspore August 20, 2017
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crapsterbation

To jack-off while defecating.

Usually done by Fat FFXI nerds who dont have time to complete each task seperately because they are too busy engaging in online parties and lvling up their ultra-uber Black mage.
"Jim is such a dirt-bag who Crapsterbates all the time"
"I was thinking of your mom while i crapsterbated"
by JdeL March 17, 2005
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capstone

A piece of shit project created to torture children into graduating.
That fucking capstone project made me die inside...
by Legs McCool June 11, 2006
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Capstone

To hit a man on the top of the balls while he is masturbating, causing sperm to go back down the tunnel funnel.
Chad was yanking in my room, so I capstoned him.
by Juggalos are all fat June 5, 2010
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