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CRAPASM

the euphoric feeling you get following a good shit.
"man, i gotta go drop a deuce."
"gross, dude. thanks for sharing."
........
"that felt so good. i think i just had a crapasm"
by becca711 April 8, 2008
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crapsplash

The splash of water that you get on your ass after taking an oversized dump.
Jeez I just got crapsplashed all over my left bum cheek!
by Nazlucas April 22, 2006
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craptasmagoric

adj., 1. a large collection of crap. 2. of or relating to crap. 3. an experience or journey which is unpleasant, is a series of unpleasant and almost unbelievable experiences which make up a whole.
1. His garage is craptasmagoric, I don't think he's cleaned it in ages. 2. That is so craptasmagoric, you should take it back. 3. My whole vactation was craptasmagoric, I should have just stayed home.
by Jamie Bowen March 10, 2007
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Crapspackle

Crapspackle: 1)overheated molten polypropylene extruded from a big shoe welder. Also known as a "shit" weld. 2) Any spoken or written word(s) coming from a politician's mouth.
Dude, the damn welder did a crapspackle.
by AmericanStrega February 28, 2010
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craptasmashitical

Adjective to describe a movie so poorly concived and implemented that no other word will suffice.
"Wow. The trailer for Pixar's 'Cars' looks quite craptasmashitical."
by heroTop November 5, 2004
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fatal crapgasm

The involuntary function of the body (similar to shock) when the nervous system becomes overloaded to such a high degree the body interprets it as being a "death moment" and triggers all bodily functions that cause positive and relieving feelings.
Right at the moment Johnny was being ripped in half by the 2 trains, he shit himself, had an orgasm, sneezed, and fell asleep all at the same time. He had a fatal crapgasm to carry him on to his death as peacefully as possible
by the curse of priddy November 27, 2012
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crapgasm

The result of a blumpkin.
Oh my gosh, when Jeannie gave me that blumpkin, I managed to crap and orgasm at the same time. I have to tell you, there's nothing quite like a crapgasm.
by Gwartron August 9, 2010
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