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time crapsule

When a duece is placed in a secret location to be discovered unintentionally later on. Generally considered an act of gratuitous depravity. Generally a time crapsule is left for a sufficient amount of time to allow the odor to fully disseminate into its new environment.

Some places one might discover a time crapsule could be a glovebox, a desk drawer, an attic, in a coffee mug, the freezer, etc.
Scott - "Dude, I think someone left a time crapsule in my room, but I have no idea where it might be."
by Kleatus January 4, 2008
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Crazysauce

The word given to the craziness that a girl may spew upon a potential mate before they are an item.

It may sometimes be a test to see if the guy can take her or just an involuntary reaction when getting close with a guy.
Guy: So did you wanna come back to my dorm?
Girl: Yeah, sounds good. Did I tell you that my dad was a drug dealer who got arrested for beating his crack hoe?
Guy: Umm, no.
Girl: Well, he did. True story. Oh wow, I'm feeling so fat.
Guy: You're like five pounds..
Girl: Noo, I'm fat. I don't think I'm gunna eat tomorrow. I need to get rid of all this jiggle! Wanna touch it?
Guy: There's no jiggle. You're nuts.
Girl: Shut up. Hey, I wanna be exclusive. Do you?
Guy: We've only known each other a week.
Girl: Oh, okay, I see how it is.

(later)

Girl: Dammit, I spewed crazysauce all over him!
by MyIdentityCrisis April 1, 2011
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crapsack

n. synonymous with "poopsack" which literally translates as the fabric suspended underneath the backside of a horse or donkey leading a carriage, preventing excrement from desecrating the public streets.

Alternatively used as an expression of disbelief, disappointment (usually in the plural form), or as an adjective to describe one's behavior.

Word and use originated in Issaquah, WA in 1999.
n. : that horse is wearing a crapsack

As an expression:

Holy crapsacks! That's the coolest thing ever!

What?! The concert is cancelled?! Crapsacks!!!

My teacher was being a total crapsack today!
by Rachel Woodhouse November 29, 2006
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creepsauce

A colorful way of saying something is really shady or creepy.
This neighborhood is total creepsauce, we should go somewhere else.
by JerseyK March 16, 2008
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crapface

something said after "hey" and before "why don't you blow it out your ear?!"
Hey crapface, why don't you blow it out your ear?!
by moe February 2, 2005
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crapsure

Used when you half-ass your responsibilities and everyone knows, but they don't care either.
"Thomas did you complete your assignment?"

"Crapsure"
"Okay"
by crapsure November 3, 2017
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Crapsake

When you want to say "fucks sake" but its not that big and you don't want to swear (not in the mood or parents are around.
Person 1: Bro you failed your drug test.
Person 2: Ahh crapsake..
Person 1: You knew it was coming.
by Rexxit August 11, 2019
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