craploading

craploading is the practice where buffet restaurants fill the buffet with food most people won't want, so it looks like the buffet has tons of food on it when you're standing in line, yet on closer inspection most of it has been sitting out there for hours because nobody wants it. Then when something good is put out, it's gone in 30 seconds.

There's nothing but mushroom, jalapeno and anchovy pizzas on the buffet? I hate craploading

by Gentle Jim June 10, 2010

Crapload

Smallest denominator of a fuckton

That looks like a crapload of corn!

by anonymous September 24, 2021

Caplord

A pathological liar

Quit capping, you caplord

by Hayase September 26, 2022

Metric Crapload

Used when "a crapload" just doesn't cut it.

Holy Hell i got a Metric Crapload in the back of my car.

by Schwebb July 1, 2008

Crapload

1Just plain not smart
2A lot
3bullcrap

1That guy is such a crapload
2I have a crapload of homework
3This is a crapload!!

by Coolestboi January 27, 2019

caplord

-Someone who’s a cap
-A person whom continuously lies for their own benefit
-Selfish

Always “Fronting”/ “Putting up a front”

Sam: Ester’s a Caplord man
Caro: She’s a Feen

by Raniya F. November 25, 2019

Criplord

A disabled person that owns a large group or community of disabled/diverse people. A disabled person followed by other disabled people.

"Did you know mike was a Criplord? apparently he has a community with over 500 people!"

by Twitch the Ticcer September 26, 2020