A unit of measure. A ridiculously large amount. Used to describe quantities in otherwise unfathomable amounts.
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How Japanese people pronounce Eric Clapton's name. Has been featured on several Japanese versions of his albums.
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Get the Crapton mug.Portable Toilet. The kind of toilets that you see in the festivals and in the construction sites. Originally concieved by translating from the hebrew "Mahrea"
Pavel: Hey dude, where are you going?
Gabriel: The pizza killed me, i'm heading to the crapatory to download the waste.
Gabriel: The pizza killed me, i'm heading to the crapatory to download the waste.
by Pavel Z April 21, 2006
Get the crapatory mug.A more child friendly version of "ShitLoad". "CrapTon" beat out other hopefulls such as "PoopyPound", "DookieOunce", and "BlackBananaGram". Use Crapton when you want to express an extreme amount of something without making a child's ears bleed.
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Get the Crapton mug.(Cheeselandian: Crapatau) also spelled Crapatao or Crapatowa,
1.An incident that occured in France in 188X when the Paris sewer system became overwhelmed with a citywide epidemic of diarrhea and burst, overflowing the Seine river outside the city limits with exorbitant amounts of waste and overwhelmed the nearby city state of Cheeseland wiping out the entire popultion with an severe outbreak of cholera and suffocation from the smell.
2. An exclamatiom yelled by the poor souls of Cheeseland as they died in the days that followed the incident.
3. A term used to describe the effects of eating spicy asian/indian food that in turn eventually makes your digestive tract explode in a firey turd so hot it can melt through solid titanium.
1.An incident that occured in France in 188X when the Paris sewer system became overwhelmed with a citywide epidemic of diarrhea and burst, overflowing the Seine river outside the city limits with exorbitant amounts of waste and overwhelmed the nearby city state of Cheeseland wiping out the entire popultion with an severe outbreak of cholera and suffocation from the smell.
2. An exclamatiom yelled by the poor souls of Cheeseland as they died in the days that followed the incident.
3. A term used to describe the effects of eating spicy asian/indian food that in turn eventually makes your digestive tract explode in a firey turd so hot it can melt through solid titanium.
Town Crier: Here ye here ye noble citzens of Cheeseland, the Parissian French upriver have produced an immense shitwad in the wake of a diarrhea epidemic. It is the evaluation of the town council that this wad will not come anywhere near our... what was tha? OH NO! CRAPATOOOOOAAAAAA!!!!!! fhlflflfhlflglglghlglglglglglghflglglglglglglglfglglg.
Dude 1: Dude you look like you just saw a ghost, what happened last night?
Dude 2: Well last night I had some curry and it went straight thru me, I felt like I was shitting fire.
Dude 1: Dayumm!
Dude 2: I know dude, I couldn't sleep last night it erupted like crapatoa, my toilet is just a smoldering hole in the wall now.
Dude 1: Dude you look like you just saw a ghost, what happened last night?
Dude 2: Well last night I had some curry and it went straight thru me, I felt like I was shitting fire.
Dude 1: Dayumm!
Dude 2: I know dude, I couldn't sleep last night it erupted like crapatoa, my toilet is just a smoldering hole in the wall now.
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