Slap-Crap

Masturbating until you fall into a deep sleep while you are blowing vast amount of feces on the toilet. The ultimate enlightenment that actually will make your life come to an end. The Slap-Crap is similar to the "slap-nap" but about twenty times better.

After Josh's girlfriend couldn't make Josh ejaculate he decided to take a slap-crap, Josh's girlfriend found him the next morning and was accused of murder.

by Kikkoman123 April 7, 2011

crap and slap

While a dude shits and he beats off at the same time.

Did Dennis go to the bathroom to crap and slap? Gross.

by AnnabelS February 11, 2015

Crap, slap, nap

The ultimate hangover cure - big shit, jerk off, and back to bed.

Yo - I am heading back to the room for a CSN - crap, slap, nap.

by O'Dog September 18, 2009

crap slappers

A cats paws

That cat is kneading me with her crap slappers.

by Barry Beef September 1, 2011

crapslap

The act of wipeing your (or someone else's) ass just after a shit and then slaping someone.

guy 1: wow dude did you hear that new justin beiber shit?

guy 2: ya i wish i could crapslap him!

by sexapeal July 6, 2011