by TOC TM OS June 29, 2004
The result from eating too much Taco Bell, running to the bathroom and using the whole roll of TP because your shit came out like an exploding rocket and more ended up on your ass then in the toilet.
by reeferdave January 14, 2011
The Ass Crap Machine is the result of a horrific labratory experiment gone wrong that created the terrifying device, the precise origin and function of which is unknown. However, although the purpose of the machine has yet to be discovered, it is known that once the Ass Crap Machine is activated, it can never be shut off.
by Cornelious Von Stinktenburg February 21, 2005
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