The result from eating too much Taco Bell, running to the bathroom and using the whole roll of TP because your shit came out like an exploding rocket and more ended up on your ass then in the toilet.
John must have a case of the shitty ass craps, he has been in the porta john forever.
by reeferdave January 14, 2011
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The Ass Crap Machine is the result of a horrific labratory experiment gone wrong that created the terrifying device, the precise origin and function of which is unknown. However, although the purpose of the machine has yet to be discovered, it is known that once the Ass Crap Machine is activated, it can never be shut off.
You fool! Once the Ass Crap Machine is activated it can never be stopped, forever!
by Cornelious Von Stinktenburg February 21, 2005
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Just underneath crap, which is an overused term.
Your guitar playing is worse than crap. It is ass-crap.
by Weinsist June 29, 2018
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the ass crap wipe is smelly like uranus. (read sentence out loud!)
by aye boii March 13, 2017
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