cran

The way in which idiots pronounce the word crayon, forgetting that there is a y and an o in the word. Most often found in areas in which inbreeding is prevalent.

Joe: Hey Chris, what's that you've got shoved up your ass there?
Chris: Oh, it's a yellow-green cran.
Joe: Don't you mean crayon?
Chris: No.

by kingdick April 22, 2005

Cran

A large STATIONARY version or a crane. Typically built as a girder construction but modern version use a box section type arrangement. Found at dock sites and areas where constant heavy lifting is required from it to a vehicle.

Derek is up that Finniston Cran. It’s hasn’t been used for decades but was used to unload ships. I think he had a party in the control room and there is a death slide across the Clyde incase the screws show up.

by Razorcharlie March 19, 2022

cran

The assorted morsels that compose hamster food.

"Diz, would you like some cran?"

by Chavz December 31, 2006

cran

An arrogant n00bie, who tries to outdo a vet.

n00b: u don't know wut ur talking about, bush is the best prez evar!1!
Vet: STFU, cran!

by Kurumi September 21, 2003

cran

Unpretentious.

Man that new Mars Volta Album was sooo not cran.

by Nelly October 23, 2003

Cran

How Jenny pronounces crayon

Jenny - Is that a cran?
Alex- No it's a crayon.

by Alex woodruff January 29, 2016

Cran

verb. to trick someone; to make someone believe;

The guy knows how to cran people like a professional

by peekbao0 March 14, 2018